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Blood Red Floor

by Mister December

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    First 50 copies come in a single pocket CD wallet with hand-punched die cut cover emblem, 6 panel liner notes with lyrics, and vinyl sticker. Photography by Kathryn Murray.

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1.
Words are not obscene They carry weight and only for the listener Remember the wisdom in knowing nothing can mend. It happens to you every night. Words are not obscene They carry consequence but only for the author Remember the wisdom in knowing nothing can mend.
2.
Cosmopolitan 03:49
I'll take the angle and bash it sideways I'll take the square and make it straight Both sides of equal must remain the same Your misalignment is what I hate I'll take the stars and redistribute I'll take the fire out from above Variables and errors of the past will be aligned only by my love Can't figure it out, if nothing is given Can't figure it out, if all is a lie There's no book with all of the answers you just have to wait until you flip to the back when we die (I'll take your fire) I'll take your fire because you clearly won't miss it (I'll take your fire) I'll take your fire because you clearly can't shine (I'll take your fire) I'll take your fire because I'm clearly better at burning with desire Failed return on my investments My only love is unsold shares The market's crashed and my heart's for rent now Emotion coiled around an empty stare Bring out your dead and make them wear neckties Who made you think that you're above all the lies I'm the truth, the red tape is you Who made you think that you're something of value I'll take the sunset and your fire I'll take the beauty of your fear I'll take the desire for which you burn It's much more expensive when it's your turn Can't figure it out, if nothing is given Can't figure it out, if all is a lie There's no book with all of the answers you just have to wait until you flip to the back when we die Can't figure it out, assuming you're living Can't figure it out, until we all die Take it to some other person 'cause I can't solve the riddle of your lies. (I'll take your fire) I'll take your fire because you clearly won't miss it (I'll take your fire) I'll take your fire because you clearly can't shine (I'll take your fire) I'll take your fire because I'm clearly better at burning with desire contains sample from "Funky Drummer" by Clyde Stubblefield and James Brown
3.
Take these torches, your Tiki torches Let irony burn your whorehouse down. Eye of a needle can see your ego and Your ganglia's hanging by your Khakied crown. The votes are in to win back all the Promise keepers and freedom seekers Are selling the ointment to salve all those wounds. Standing too close to the warmth of the cross You won't iron out your flaming hood, Your weekend shirt, domestic noose so the Double breasted doubled down, double dipping in your tricking gets you double crossed. Fired, epic, big league, catastrophic lost getting bigger and bigger and bigger mouth breather. Who digs the grave of the last grave digger? Presidents with precedence of the Cost of doing business principled interest Horrifying consequence of tacit privilege, Spilling out from every pore, Filling up the swamp you've been looking for because you're Thrust into it kicking and screaming With no hope of seeing the light at the end. External perception and blatant misguidance For eternal rewards in your lives we must bend. Remember the wisdom in knowing nothing can mend a team of individuals. The struggle of power of those in distress hearing Whistle blows now you're the deplorable. The furnace burns your Krueger effect Good luck with drowning in the shallow end. If "peace, brother" sounds like a threat Then your bias must be put to death so... Let's go kill the precedent Let's go kill the precedent Let's go kill the precedent Considering all of your decadence, Streaming and riding on pestilence, Let's go kill the precedent Let's go kill the precedent Let's go kill the precedent The lemmings on piles of evidence, Let's go kill the precedent. Embrace it all, even that we can’t swallow, Embrace it all, even that which we hate, Embrace how it is to flow into everything before it’s too late and forget all you know and what you think that you know but it’s all about all to Embrace it all, even that we can’t swallow, Embrace it all, even that which we hate, Embrace how it is to flow into everything before it’s too late and forget all you know and what you think that you know but it’s all about all and All and all and how all this will end All and all and how all this will end Let's go kill the precedent.
4.
Gallop Pole 04:56
From milk and honey to black clouds of exhaust in the sky If everywhere you turn you see the damned and see the burned then consider why: It just might be you alone. And if you let the businessmen into your temple Then by all means you should be charged for all the things that could travel through the eye of a needle. The cries in your pillow are muffled by tears Streamlined and broken and cutting Your crisis of nothing that fall on deaf ears Falling and bleeding and cutting It just might be you alone. Told me that I am going to hell She didn't know I was already there Are you a sunset or a fire? Are you of beauty or of fear? Are you burning with desire or extinguished from shedding your tears? It's the lies from behind the eyes of a child desperate to be seen one more last time. One more last love song for one last person that was one of the same. You fell for a cheap game.
5.
Every time you dream you take a piece of the world with you. Falling in between the breaks of eternity until the world dreams of you too. And when you die to all that you see will you Love your faith to hate all of your neighbors and makers and me. Get thee behind me, ye dreamer of dreams Get thee behind me, you stealer of sleep Get thee behind me, ye dreamer of dreams Get thee behind me, conductor of the worst sides of me Beautiful bloodstain diluted by tears for years Can you find your way through the dark while the spark burns down the world? That cross that you bear cannot cauterize your fears because you're all thieves. Get thee behind me, ye dreamer of dreams Get thee behind me, you stealer of sleep Get thee behind There is no beginning There is no end Sooner you realize Sooner you'll lament Just before and after The moment of little deaths It's your match that lights the fire It's your fear and arrogance And hell is heaven sent.
6.
Making deals with the devil so the dead don't choke In exchange from the chains and the taste of smoke But it's arid as the desert after 40 days And the nights are sleepless and filled with pain until I catch my breath and he spoke: "You never quite live until you die several times a night No amount of medication can sop up the fear of a fight." Sweating your achievements out of every pore While the devil is collecting and knocking at the door You're cashing in all reserves and still coming up light I got the grunge, the crud, and the sticky inflamed The red, raw, fuck you that drives you insane. As I'm scratching at my skin all the way to the sin The gargoyles keep all my demons (in) at bay because hope is a dangerous thing. Never saw it coming in my foggiest torrent of rage While I sat there deciding which is best of what side I should take Is it the pattern or the rhythm that defines what it is? Is it in knowing the regret of opportunity missed? Praying in vain for relief from all the mistakes Making deals with the devil so the dead don't choke In exchange from the chains and the taste of smoke Everyone's forgiven when you're indifferent now Taking for granted all the talent and the chances somehow I catch my breath and then he spoke I catch my breath and then he spoke I catch my breath and then he spoke I catch my breath and then he spoke "This ain't my death."
7.
Fuckall 02:13
I am the fuck all dripping from the Devil's mouth A fistful of rust and an eyeball of hate Giving good old stank eye from across the room Gonna whip your shit together and participate Keep lining your pockets with the gold of the gods as you sign at the line in blood Keep sinking to the bottom of the swamp of your sins and I'll see there to take you home I am the reject (the tide is turning) from the harbinger's soul I am the wings (you're coming home with me) of regret that'll take you home with me I am the rage brewing in God's revenge A part of your package and propensity to look through the other way of piety you got a billion dollar hole where the bullets should be Keep lining your pockets with the gold of the gods as you sign at the line in blood Keep sinking to the bottom of the swamp of your sins and I'll see there to take you home Keep lining your bedroom with the daughters of Ba'al and try to sell it off as love Keep sinking to the bottom of the swamp of your sins and I'll see you there to take you home I am the reject (the tide is turning) from the harbinger's soul (you can smell it in the wind) I am the wings (you're coming home with me) of regret that'll take you home
8.
Every time you drop the bomb the president gets his wings Every time the godhead dies the people stand up and sing Sound the alarm for the people are taking it back Sleeper teachers unload networking packs Gasping, drowning, clinging to their piece of bread Streamlined and broken the stones have been turned into lead Every time you drop the bomb the president gets his wings Every time the godhead dies the people stand up and sing Lie in wait, I got my wings today Breaking down wrapped up in passing the node Transparent mid-level managing lode One, two chatter forever with napalm and gas Lie in wait archaic mechanism won't last Sound the alarm for the people are taking it back Sleeper teachers unload networking packs Gasping and drowning and clinging to their piece of bread Streamlined and broken the stones have been turned into lead Every time you drop the bomb the president gets his wings Every time the godhead dies the people stand up and sing Every time you drop the bomb the president gets his wings Every time the godhead dies the people stand up and sing Lie in wait
9.
Born in the coldest day in the middle of winter, Better to be better than the worst of the winners. The being don't know the difference between burning money, burning bodies, burning buildings and concrete. It's an enigma that the power of Christ compels you To hate the very thing that compels you to tell you To see the truth of everything in spite of its validity. The light of the path is already here and yet you just refuse to see. I saw you turn your secrets into tricks While your intellect sucked the dictionaries of arrogance. When in motion your potential observes closely for any misstep to criticize which would be useful if it weren't circumstantial evidence of such low self-esteem. Correlation is not causation but whatever helps you sleep at night and alone with your final solutions wrapped up conspiracy. You upped the ante that's been building for years Shit grinning bluffs along with the fear The lies full of grace with an empty head Sitting there, clicking, licking boots of the dead. You upped the ante that's been building for years Shit grinning bluffs along with the fear The lies full of grace with an empty head Sitting there, clicking, licking boots of the dead. It's possible that you don't even know. It's possible that you don't even want to know. Not smart enough to know to know to know to know to know, but stupid enough to care for yourself to be thinking on your own. The soul knows the difference between the smell of guilt and death and shit on your teeth facade of intellectualism, plastic wrapped and priced to move, monetized, gamified, and barely treading the truth. Why rush to be nostalgic for a time that's never been and never will except in a couple of grand-fuhrer's movie reels. Open up and keep your eye peeled close, like Lazik surgery to see the joke paid that your mothers and fathers and masters and keepers to flush shit like you to the sea. Now, they say to take the high road and to be above the best. I'm no better than the rest, some just choose to be the ugliness to extrapolate and insinuate, to justify, align, and spew. I'm not a genius by any means, I'm just smarter than you. Fucked by a system hellbent with deceit and I benefit from every single thing because I've known this and I feel it and I see it. Change is messy, Killed, beat, forgotten because they don't look like me. Kicking and screaming and you'll die in the fire White hot surrounded by a system of hate and your ignorance and arrogance, cognitive dissonance. We can be free but you insist on nothing but great. You upped the ante that's been building for years Shit grinning bluffs along with the fear The lies full of grace with an empty head Sitting there, clicking, licking boots of the dead. You upped the ante that's been building for years Shit grinning bluffs along with the fear The lies full of grace with an empty head Sitting there, clicking, licking boots of the dead.
10.
Used to be a god but I saw what reflects In the mirror an image we made for the mess Ourselves to fool us to remember what's next There's nothing else and quote "you get what you get". And you only get once heaped with pain and regret And you only get once to be the version that's best. And when your only once gets laid to rest Everybody forgets that you up and left. This is what happens when the world descends into madness. Lot of talk about being on the right side of history, how about then just being on the right side. Only psychopaths smile without showing their teeth.
11.
Place a premium on cottonwood and play where the asphalt bleeds your name in the heat where Jesus don't live no more. The dead is troublesome with lying tongue, a disconnect showing us what really was done. Such low hanging fruit it's amazing I can still smell the dirt. Life is lost and the streets are in stereo tonight Blood red floor and we'll cauterize the wound again tonight. The eyes never lie and the hands never die, Denounce and deny or we'll burn it down and keep warm by the light. One last hurrah, an explosion of lies their blaze of glory is of no surprise an impression for some future dead to sing. But we're singing a song on the same side of peace, at the same side of time from the same place of hurt, So let's sing louder together before they're nothing but smelling the dirt. Life is lost and the streets are in stereo tonight Blood red floor and we'll cauterize the wound again tonight. Eyes never lie and the hands never die, Denounce and deny or we'll burn it down and keep warm by the light. A life is lost and the streets are in stereo tonight Blood red floor and we'll cauterize the wound again tonight The eyes never lie and the hands never die, Denounce and deny or we'll burn it down and keep warm by the light Hope is won and the streets are in stereo tonight Blood red sky and we'll celebrate with sadness and joy in our eyes There is no forgive, there is no forget There is only judgement for what you have done And all god's people in unison said amen.
12.
Enough 06:01
To liberate and invoke away the solipsism: lie still, There isn't anything to be scared of because there isn't anything at all. You may have dreams but they're only in your head, so lie still. and just breathe. I have love. That has to be enough.

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Like an atomic bomb overflowing with ruinous violence, Blood Red Floor is a cataclysmic aural collection of rage, protest, empathy, and hope. The debut solo album from The Old Smugglers' guitarist/singer, Mister December, kidnaps the listener on a journey borne of dismissal and regret, and sets sail through the turbulent waters of seething hate and blistering cynicism.

"...very Leonard Cohen but dark as fuck, " writes Marty Lang from Lava Submarine. "Love it. It sounds like how glitch art looks."

From trip-hop to shoegaze and hip-hop to industrial, the listener unwillingly becomes an emotional stowaway on a helter-skelter of lyrical revolution. Mister December solidifies Blood Red Floor's seemingly disparate musical influences by binding them together with resolve, hope, and a big pile of keeping it "dark as fuck".

Mister December hates the liar,
does not tolerate the intolerant,
and fights fire with vitriol.

This album is dedicated to all those
that have experienced pain, discomfort,
and loss at the hands of the racist
American machine.

I see you.
I hear you.
Black Lives Matter.

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released December 12, 2020

Music & Lyrics by Mister December

Recorded, Mixed & Mastered at Gentlemen's Cave Studio by Mister December

Track 11 drums by Jim Dooley; track 12 contains record skip
sample from Let It Be Me by Roberta Flack, written by Gilbert Bécaud, Mann Curtis, Pierre
Delanoë and sample from Listen to Me Marlon by Marlon Brando, directed by Stevan Riley.

Photography by Kathryn Murray
Design by Aeronautic Vigilante

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Mister December Saint Paul, Minnesota

Mister December is a trend setter and a boilermaker. He's string breaker, a foot stomper with a throat full of gravel and mouthful of bees. A handsome devil with an unhealthy dose of delusions of grandeur while serving up a cup of how do you do.

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